It's here.....

HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO THE MOST GLORIOUS BLOG ON THE MOST GLORIOUS DAY OF THE YEAR, the NFL Draft

As everyone should, I am prepared to sit and maintain total ass consistency with my seat for hours to come, but everyone should be prepared because this day can get rough and someone could die if not properly equipped.

My arsenal consists of a cold six pack of corona (+2 guinness) a naggin of whiskey (basically what they call the glass flasks here, easy to call and easy to conceal, but you do feel a little bit racist when you say it in public), some baileys and some red wine in case I feel the need to class it up a tit bit (the latter scenario is highly improbable)

For nutrients to sustain a constant focus on my streaming computer screen I have a very fitting, of course, glorious menu. I will be putting the wings in the oven at 9pm then furiously dousing them with franks red hot and chili peppers once they're gooed and crispy. To accompany this draft day delicacy I will make my own blue cheese dressing to cool the fiery heart of these wings, it will be made mostly of mayonnaise, blue cheese, yogurt and bust.

For both an appetizer and a dessert I have tortilla chips (there is literally only 1 store out of 6 different grocery stores in this entire fucking country that sells tortilla chips, the mexicans need to step their shit up and get their food here before their flu gets here). I will carefully place an unnecessary amount of shredded cheddar cheese on them and proceed to melt it in the oven. Then with enough sour cream and chili peppers to choke a fucking horse I will have made them complete. There is also diced tomato for pussies.

Please enjoy this day to the fullest. It is as before mentioned, a glorious day. If the team you like doesn't get the player you wanted well then fuck you, your wrong they're right and your in no position to hate them. Go out and have some sex, get lit up and then buy a load of tequila, just do anything to make yourself as happy as i am. Just don't take this weekend for granted, it only comes once a year.

*********Be sure to comment with any questions, requests or what you believe to be neccesary curse words on this blog all day. I'll make sure to give you in depth analysis of every pick and how badly my diarrhea progresses throughout the night*********