Thoughts About This Glorious Forthcoming Weekend

- Michael Crabtree won't fall below the 3rd pick. He's the best player and I think a lot of people realize this. Although his draft preparation sounds a lot like my M-F nights (pepperoni pizza for every meal after a long day of watching rap videos and mozzying around in a wheelchair) he won't fall far. Look for the Chiefs to take him if they don't trade down (which I think they will). The Chiefs WILL NOT take Aaron Curry...and on that note

-Aaron Curry won't go in the top 4 which I've seen in almost every mock draft. He's a good player, but there's better potential in others and he's not worth that high of a pick. Plus he's boring as shit.

-Jaguars will fuck up some how. They always seem to in the draft. They'll either trade down and get a crappy player or overdraft someone at No.8.

-I truly think the Redskins might cause a Jay Cutler type scenario in Washington and try desperately to get Mark Sanchez

-Detroit is going to have a great draft. They'll make consistent smart picks, which will be odd and confusing and possibly frightening to most, don't worry it will only last for a little while. Most likely landing Stafford at No. 1 (who will be good, give him a couple years to wipe the suck off him that will instantly dirty his clothes when he strolls through the Detroit air) and then a couple of solid starting defenders with No. 20 and No. 33.

-Everette Brown from Florida St. is the best DE, not Orakpo. He's a pure natural pass rusher, I don't know about a 3-4 OLB, but he should be a Top 10 pick.

-Sean Smith, CB, Utah will get way overdrafted in the top 25, according to some, but will then outplay his draft position in his rookie year, he's tall and good and Utahanian.

-Knowshon Moreno is on most everyones Top 12 board but constantly falls past no. 20, this won't happen, he's worthy of a top 10.

-Maclin and Harvin are the biggest boom or bust WRs i can remember.

-I love the Draft