Grades and Ding Dongs

WEll I didnt keep everyone updated as much as I would have liked to but I did get drunk and like the Bears draft so all in all a good weekend. Oh, and the diarrhea was massive. Thank you hot wings and nachos.


Winners

-Everyones a winner right? No, your wrong, so wrong that I want to tackle you into an unsterilized bath of needles.

So who won you might ask...

Lions, they defintely won. They're rebuilding with who I think is a great coach and a solid offensive coordiantor. Matthew Stafford will of course have his fuck ups here and there, but he is a bona fide NFL starter and quite possibly a star. He got a great weapon in Derrick Williams too, who will be a great WR and PR for the team. Picking up Brandon Pettigrew is great too, he is MASSIVE. A good blocker and a reliable pass catcher that quadro-headed dragon will commence rapage in the NFC North for a few years to come. Louis Delmas is a fucking GREAT FS and will be a star in a couple years. They defintely picked up a good amount of starters and no shit heads who could ruin the team.

Packers, they're going to have a great defense with the addition of BJ Raji and Clay Matthews. Now that someone in the NFC North is running the 3-4, Raji fits it perfectly.

Bengals, sure they picked up every character concerning player they could, but thats just what they do. Andre Smith, Rey Maulauga, and Michael Johnson are all bona fide NFL stars in waiting. If Johnson can get someone to make him like football, he'll be a terror. Chase coffman was a good pick too, he'll catch a lot of passes this year a la Greg Olsen.

Loser Dicks

Raiders, even though I like Heyward-Bey, it was of course, too high for them to take him, along with a couple other shit heads they went ahead and didnt do so hot again on draft day.

Redskins, Besides for Orakpo who could be another Gholston they didn't get anyone who can make a big splash this year.

Seahawks, Got Aaron Curry, but no one to help run the ball which they desperatley needed


1. I liked the bears draft and let me tell you why.

-They got the best player, or at least athlete, available with Jarron Gilbert in the 3rd round. He's a mammoth of a man who is quick too. I think he'll start out at DE but will move his way to DT. He's super quick and should get a lot of sacks from these positions with the help of DL coaching extrodinare Rod Marinelli. The same goes for Henry Melton who was a 270 pound freshman running back at Texas before he grew even bigger and became a quick pass rusher who was pretty damn decent against the run too when need be. They are both incredible athletes who will greatly appreciate, statistics wise the coaching of Marinelli.

-Iglesias, ehhh, he's OK, but he's not a very 'strong' player. He never wowed me and I saw him lose a few jump balls to average corner backs. Now Johnny Knox, after watching film on his, the kid is a beast and I believe will be an immediate contributor. He runs a low 4.3, and the best part is it actually shows on the field!!! Not just a track star but a good WR with good hands too, makes great adjustments to the ball while its in the air, great concentration. Derek Kinder, our last pick and WR out of Pitt was on his way to becoming a 1-2 rounder after his junior season before fucking up everything in his knee. He is a total badass and reminds me a lot of Hnes Ward in his blocking ability and swagger on the field. He'll dive left and right for balls and run great routes.

-Marcus Freeman and DJ Moore will be starters within a couple years. We dont have much talent on the SLB side and Freeman can provide his 'lance briggs'-like sure tackling ability there. DJ Moore is great, he can run catch and flat out play, he is extremely similiar to Nathan Vasher and could soon outplay him to get on the field. The guy played everything at Vandy and was 3 steps ahead of everyone even before the QB knew where he was going to throw it.

-The other guy, the 'OG' from SDSU is intriguing. He was a top 10 TE recruit who switched to guard a couple years back but can still run a high 4.7 at 300 lbs. I wonder what theyre going to do with him. Refrigerator Perry FB/TE perhaps, or they might just keep him at G where he'll just be an overathletic smelly lineman. who knows?

I saw some of the undrafted FAs we picked up and was disappointed to see no Quan Cosby, the bengals took him and will soon ruin his career. I like the Kansas LB whos big but not too fast and the Northwestern WR Eric Peterman whos a jack of all trades, could be a lot like Mike Haas where he impresses in practice but never gets on the field. The other guy is Chase Patton who backed up Chase Daniel his entire time at Missouri but was always touted as the better pro prospect. Looks verrrry similar to Matt Cassel in terms of Height weight and production (nil)

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